It’s Sunday morning. My husband is asleep on the couch and my cats are napping. My home smells like a pumpkin and it’s very quiet. Things are so wonderful.
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea
this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
cats are just funny little dudes made of knives that live in your home. pretty solid conceptually and in practice
Every department’s losing a Leslie Knope. No, Ben. They are not. No other department has one to begin with.
Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
Just doing what i was told
Hi.
My fiance is singing in the shower and all of my pets are taking a nap.
Life is pretty wonderful right now.
I’ve never seen more relatable content in my life omg
can i just reblog this every day
